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"If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?" - Stephen Colbert
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maybe it was over before it began,
but i swear there was nothing fake
about the way you held my hand.
can't take my eyes out of it
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our hearts are leaving our bodies
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this is splendid.
like something out of a peaceful dream.
yes.
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~zmagoslavjevolje - brand new second account!
i dont mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but i am, so thats the way it comes out.
-bill hicks
holy smokes goddamn and all ye falling candles of heaven smash.
-jack kerouac
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